Burn These Sheets We Just Fucked In

Steal Listen to “Stink,” a track from Arab Strap’s new album, The Last Romance here. As it’s hosted by Salon, you’ll have to watch a commercial about some car you’ll never buy, but no one’s saying you can’t just get up and go stare blankly at your pallid reflection in the bathroom mirror while you’re waiting. You are looking a bit shit, love. Vitamins. Calisthenics. Something.

So chavs, then? Would the American analog be Guido? And do they have iRoc-Zs in the U.K.?

Oh, and: Better get those abortions in while you still can, ladies . The Democratic Party: Useless as tits on a boar.